1. Vin Diesel names Vladimir Putin to the Ice Bucket Challenge →

    I really want to see Putin do that. Well played Mr. Diesel.

  2. Rick Perry 2016 is pretty much over before it started

    There 3 reasons why Rick Perry’s chances in 2016 are over. He’s been indicted for abuse of power. He’s failed to attract any positive attention from the GOP establishment. And I can’t remember the 3rd.

  3. Sharklumbo Is the Detective We Didn't Know We Needed →

    Kevin Pollack’s Peter Falk impression makes this whole thing work. Also, this take on Columbo’s classic “One more thing” bit is spot on. I guess it might be NSFW if you don’t like extremely poor CGI violence.

    Worth watching. Funny or die is what SNL should be.

  4. Christie: I Would Bring Traffic Over the Border to a Standstill →

    Testing the political waters in Iowa today, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said that if he is elected President, he would bring the flow of illegal immigrants over the U.S.-Mexico border to a virtual standstill.

    Andy Borowitz will be here all week. Try the veal.

  5. President Obama shook hands with a man wearing a horse head mask.

    President Obama shook hands with a man wearing a horse head mask.

  6. Things Tim Howard Could Save (via Things Tim Howard Could Save - Imgur)

    Things Tim Howard Could Save (via Things Tim Howard Could Save - Imgur)

  7. Plan to Replace American Football With Soccer 'On Track,' Says Europe →

    A ten-year European plan to gradually phase out American football in the United States and replace it with soccer is “very much on track,” a spokesman for the European Union confirmed today.

    Andy Borowitz, out soccer trolling Ann Coulter. Except he’s funny.

  8. Dubious Goal | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

    Dubious Goal | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

  9. Can Somebody Tell Me What Monsanto Is So I Can Hate It? →

    Clickhole is doing to new media what The Onion did to old media.

  10. You Won’t Believe How Cheap This Stock Video Of A Woman Sitting On A Swing Was →

    Clickhole. It’s Onion doing a parody of buzz feed’s click bait. And it’s great.