1. 90-Year-Old Legendary Actor Christopher Lee Set to Unleash a Metal Album Next Week →

    The title is Charlemagne: The Omens Of Death. And like him, the title is both classy and bad ass.

  2. G.O.P. Split Over Whether to Waste Time Investigating Benghazi or Repealing Obamacare →

    Warning that “the American people don’t have an endless appetite for meaningless political theater,” Cantor added, “If we’re going to do something that’s purely symbolic, pointless, and detached from reality, I say it should be repealing Obamacare for the thirtieth or fortieth time.”

  3. (via Rare Caterpillar Resembles Donald Trump’s Hair)

    (via Rare Caterpillar Resembles Donald Trump’s Hair)

  4. (via The PBS Avengers assemble to save us all from stupid TV)

  5. Helium

    Helium

  6. (via Psychiatric Hospital Apologizes For Not Keeping Better Track Of Alex Jones’ Online Privileges)

    (via Psychiatric Hospital Apologizes For Not Keeping Better Track Of Alex Jones’ Online Privileges)

  7. IKEA halts moose lasagna sales after finding traces of pork →

    Two thoughts about this, first, Ikea sells moose lasagna? Second, my sister was bitten by a moose once.

  8. Announcing Garnet, A Pure Non-Functional Language →

    Funny April 1st day joke. Well, funny to the dozen of so programmers I know.

  9. Thinkgeek: Play-Doh 3D Printer →

    Funny. Check your calendar.

  10. The Onion: Palestinians, Israelis Come Together To Mock Obama's Hopelessly Naive Speech →